Is it a man's world?

Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can be president.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to the water park.You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world%26#039;s your urinal.Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress £2000, wedding Tux £50.People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.Phone conversations are over in 30secs flat.A 5day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.Your underwear is £5.50 for a 3pack.You only have to shave your face %26amp; neck.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.You can do your nails with a pocket knife.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.Your belly usually hides your big hips.New shoes don%26#039;t cut,blister or mangle your feet.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.You can do Xmas shopping for 25relatives on 24th Dec in 25mins WHO WOULD WANT TO BE A MAN??

Is it a man%26#039;s world?
Your right fidgety.


We never have to worry about other people%26#039;s feelings.


Reverse parking is easy.


Foreplay is optional.


Flowers fix everything.


You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.


You can eat a banana in a hardware store.


One mood all the time.


You don%26#039;t care a dam if no-one notices your new haircut.


Window shopping is what you do when you buy windows.


You don%26#039;t have to clean your house if the meter reader%26#039;s coming by.


Grey hair and wrinkles add character.


You can quietly watch a game on tv with a mate for hours without ever thinking he%26#039;s mad at you.


Farts are not funny,they are bloody hilarious.





Yes who would want to be a man fidgety?
Reply:Hi Fidgety


Well girl when you put it like that YES very much so. Really funny as i have never saw it like that before. Well done to you girl and a Big Thumbs up
Reply:very very good
Reply:I would take this a LOT more seriously if it weren%26#039;t in the jokes department. lol. bad choice there im afraid. i%26#039;ll tell ya summat tho, if i guy rote a list like this for woman, guarunteed he%26#039;d get called sexist by sumone
Reply:And breath!!!..................


That is all soooooooooooooooo true!!!
Reply:Now a days a woman can keep her last name. You may have the garage but we have the house. Chocolates is for those who appreciate its great qualities. Women can be president. ( Look at the companies that are now run by women, the White House is not far away. You will never know the joy of giving life to a child. T-shirts have no style. Their are women who are car mechanics. WE may get paid less but we do better work. We don%26#039;t piss on the world, we try to make it a better place. Wrinkles we can deal with. Our clothes are better looking than your jean and t-shirts, we take pride in our looks. Men don%26#039;t. We go into detail with out phone conversations. We pack for the unexpected while men muddle along. Our nails are much better looking, not all raggy and rough from %26quot;knife%26quot; trimming. We have manners where you don%26#039;t. We like to look our best and don%26#039;t mind a bit of discomfort to do it. You don%26#039;t give a damn how you look or act. We buy presents with the receiptant in mind you just buy any old thing to get it over with. What is so great being a slob and an inconciderate man.
Reply:I am but a pre-man, not yet feeling the joy and shirtlessness of a man yet.
Reply:All very valid points - and I totally agree with you. However, I do not suffer from p***s envy....I suffer -as I believe you so shrewdly observed above-from privilege envy. I love being a woman - but I wish the world was more equanimous.
Reply:HEE HEE HEE
Reply:hehe true because your a man
Reply:But we still haven%26#039;t managed to print money faster than a woman can spend it!
Reply:men have it so easy!!!!!
Reply:yeah
Reply:Yeah good one
Reply:I don%26#039;t agree with all of that... ESPECIALLY the world being my urinal.
Reply:Men do thier best, women do thiers, we shouldn%26#039;t argue about it, just get on and enjoy each other.





As the song says; %26quot;It would mean nothing without a woman to love.%26quot;
Reply:it is your world
Reply:I know it%26#039;s a crap job , but someone%26#039;s gotta do it !
Reply:Most certainly, always was and will be and they%26#039;ll make sure of it.
Reply:Amen to that. Sing the chorus, bro!
Reply:yeah well your manly *** wouldn%26#039;t be here if it wasn%26#039;t for a woman going through pain to get you here, but men can%26#039;t do that can they?



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