Not offensive I hope!
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN%26#039;S PERSONAL ADS :
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No ****
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - *****
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
WOMEN%26#039;S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you%26#039;ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you%26#039;re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You%26#039;re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever
think about?
MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH :
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let%26#039;s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have sex
with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have sex
with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have
sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have
sex with you
11. Those shoes don%26#039;t go with that outfit = I%26#039;m gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces
attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle For
example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged,
masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man
doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a
cricket stump shoved up his backside.
Have you used personal ads?
Brilliant...and so true
Reply:Ha Ha very funny and so true!! xx
Reply:alot of truth here
Reply:so true esp the one about the research and how we like men during menstruation....lol v funny...u hit the nail on the head
Reply:superb very funny
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