Do u agree with this girls an boys? lol?

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN%26#039;S PERSONAL ADS





40-ish - 49


Adventurous - Slept with everyone


Athletic - No ****


Average looking - Ugly


Beautiful - Pathological liar


Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills


Emotionally secure - On medication


Feminist - Fat


Free spirit - Junkie


Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person


Fun - Annoying


New Age - Body hair in the wrong places


Open-minded - Desperate


Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing


Passionate - Sloppy drunk


Professional - *****


Voluptuous - Very Fat


Large frame - Hugely Fat


Wants Soul mate - Stalker





WOMEN%26#039;S ENGLISH





1. Yes = No


2. No = Yes


3. Maybe = No


4. We need = I want


5. I am sorry = you%26#039;ll be sorry


6. We need to talk = you%26#039;re in trouble


7. Sure, go ahead = you better not


8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later


9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!


10. You%26#039;re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?





MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH








1. I am hungry = I am hungry


2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy


3. I am tired = I am tired


4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!


5. I love you = let%26#039;s have sex now


6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?


7. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


8. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


11. Those shoes don%26#039;t go with that outfit = I%26#039;m gay











And finally.....





A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.





For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.





However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

Do u agree with this girls an boys? lol?
Girls rulezz..........Lol.





@twinkle- lol.
Reply:All except the personal ads are 100% true
Reply:That%26#039;s pretty damn funny!
Reply:Sounds about right to me.
Reply:hahahahahaha
Reply:haha nicee :)
Reply:hahahhahah


very clever


star
Reply:HAHAH...very funny





Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was ready.





The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started, the professor announced that the students were to identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating habits, etc.





Joe looked at each of the birds%26#039; legs. They all looked the same to him. He started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the situation, the angrier he got.


Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the professor%26#039;s desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk. %26quot;What a ridiculous test!%26quot; he told the prof. %26quot;How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest rip-off I%26#039;ve ever seen!%26quot;





With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor was a bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out, %26quot;Wait a minute, young man, what%26#039;s your name?%26quot;


Joe turned around, pulled up his pant legs and hollered, %26quot;You tell me, prof! You tell me!%26quot;











CHeeRIoS
Reply:how very true on all counts lol
Reply:OMG..ha ha...that so funny..everyones looking at me....*minimises page*
Reply:HAHA This is 100% True
Reply:I thought yes meant yes, no meant maybe and maybe meant yes!!lol
Reply:bah it just entertainment
Reply:lol...thanks for the chuckel....you get a star!
Reply:lol haha
Reply:lol good one
Reply:Very funny and some of the dictionary is very true for some men and women.
Reply:lol haha something to keep in mind i guess: )
Reply:wow, its crazy how true that last part was, and number 11 on the mens list, as well as the feminist and fun defenition for women.
Reply:yes i do agree with all of these an had a good laugh reading them
Reply:LOL!!!!





by the way, sex isn%26#039;t the onl thing on a mans mind!= I want to have sex right now.
Reply:I needed that thank you soooooo much


xoxoxox and ur right.



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