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Category: Point to be Noted
Fifty-Six fun things to do in Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him %26quot; I need some tampons!!%26quot;
5. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible %26quot;sex and candy%26quot;
8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, %26quot;I think we%26#039;ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,%26quot; and see what happens.
9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to %26quot;10%26quot;.
10. Play with the automatic doors.
11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, %26quot;Hi! I haven%26#039;t seen you in so long!...%26quot; etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, %26quot;Who BUYS this ****, anyway?%26quot;
13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
14. Try putting different pairs of women%26#039;s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, %26quot;Wow. Magic!%26quot;
18. Move %26quot;Caution: Wet Floor%26quot; signs to carpeted areas.
19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you%26#039;ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
21. Nonchalantly %26quot;test%26quot; the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, %26quot;...I%26#039;m Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!%26quot;
23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell %26quot;hello%26quot; upside down.
25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, %26quot;Why won%26#039;t you people just leave me alone?%26quot;
26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, %26quot;Red Rover!%26quot;
27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
29. Take bets on the battle described above.
30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
32. While no one%26#039;s watching quickly switch the men%26#039;s and women%26#039;s signs on the doors of the rest room.
33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from %26quot;Mission:Impossible.%26quot;
34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
35. Set up a %26quot;Valet Parking%26quot; sign in front of the store.
36. %26quot;Re-alphabetize%26quot; the CD%26#039;s in Electronics.
37. In the auto department, practice your %26quot;Madonna%26quot; look with various funnels.
38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like %26quot;the fat man walks alone,%26quot; and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e:
%26quot;How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.%26quot; Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.%26quot;
40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, %26quot;No, no! It%26#039;s those voices again!%26quot;
41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don%26#039;t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying %26quot;Good girl, good bessie.%26quot;
44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can %26quot;catch%26quot; from the other aisles.
49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. %26quot;hi!!!! (giggle) What%26#039;s your sign? (giggle).%26quot; When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. %26quot;hi!!!! (giggle) What%26#039;s your sign?(giggle).%26quot;
50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
54. Say things like, %26quot;Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?%26quot;
55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you%26#039;re taking it for a %26quot;test drive.%26quot;
56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don%26#039;t realize it!
56 things to do at walmart?
57. Follow Granny around and put things in her cart. If she catches you play stupid and pretend that you got your carts confused. See how much you can add to her cart!
Reply:8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, %26quot;I think we%26#039;ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,%26quot; and see what happens. Report It
Reply:want to go to Wal-Mart?
Reply:You DO spend a lot of time at WalMart, don%26#039;t you! I present you with this lovely star for your humor. I actually have done #52 but, I never got kicked out.
One time I tied all the tennis shoe laces together from pair to pair in the shoe aisle. I thought that was great fun at that time. I was just an ornery kid!
Reply:Some people are so negative.(above) I liked them and I can see some teens doing them.
Reply:haha, i already read this before
but i never get tired of it!
its so halarious ! (=
Reply:lol some of these are hilarious
Reply:gee wilikers, you%26#039;re funny!
i might even try some of the ones that don%26#039;t get me kicked out.
Reply:OMFG!!!!!!!!!! i already do most of the things on your list!
Reply:Apprently you spend way to much time in Walmart. Geez man, get a life.
Reply:haha alot of these will probably get you kicked out of wal-mart.
Reply:omg! those were soooo funny, i laughed outloud to the majority of them, 40 %26amp; 41...too funny!!!! stars for you, stars for you!!
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