Dictionary for womens personal ads?

40-ish - 49


Adventurous - Slept with everyone


Athletic - No ****


Average looking - Ugly


Beautiful - Pathological liar


Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills


Emotionally secure - On medication


Feminist - Fat


Free spirit - Junkie


Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person


Fun - Annoying


New Age - Body hair in the wrong places


Open-minded - Desperate


Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing


Passionate - Sloppy drunk


Professional - *****


Voluptuous - Very Fat


Large frame - Hugely Fat


Wants Soul mate - Stalker





WOMEN%26#039;S ENGLISH





1. Yes = No


2. No = Yes


3. Maybe = No


4. We need = I want


5. I am sorry = you%26#039;ll be sorry


6. We need to talk = you%26#039;re in trouble


7. Sure, go ahead = you better not


8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later


9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!


10. You%26#039;re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?





MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH





1. I am hungry = I am hungry


2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy


3. I am tired = I am tired


4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!


5. I love you = let%26#039;s have sex now


6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?


7. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


8. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


11. Those shoes don%26#039;t go with that outfit = I%26#039;m gay





And finally.....





A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.


For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.


However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

Dictionary for womens personal ads?
Now that%26#039;s what life is really like have a STAR mate and I%26#039;m sorry I can only give one. It%26#039;s actually at times like this when you see a brilliant one like this that you should be able to award multiple stars..........Any more.
Reply:I never considered the possibility of BA. Thanks very much. Report It

Reply:hahahahahaha
Reply:I like the womens English its all so true, as is the mens...
Reply:long but love it!


so true!
Reply:PMSL!





Very good, you get a gold star! ^_^
Reply:i love cause it all so true


and it made me laugh out loud so have a star ********** or to
Reply:Lol, guys only think about sex. e
Reply:usually you have nice jocks


but am not a fan of this one!!!
Reply:Well done, got both sexes down to a T.
Reply:Thanks for the giggles! Have a star!
Reply:That momentarily gave me a smile. Now, I know what I really meant when I say I%26#039;m bored, may I have this dance?, can I call you sometime?, do you want to go to a movie?, %26amp; can I take you out to dinner?





Definitely star-worthy, but I%26#039;m still sad.
Reply:lmao...it all lies
Reply:from a women%26#039;s point of view. i so agree with this. and i mean it. esp the women versus men part. the yes and NO
Reply:u got me down on the women%26#039;s english


i say all of them but mean the other


10/10 plus a star
Reply:i love it !!!!!



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