Dictionary for decoding women's English...?

Yes............No


No..............Yes


Maybe........No


We Need....I want


I%26#039;m sorry.....You%26#039;ll be sorry


We need to talk.........You%26#039;re in trouble


Sure, go ahead..........you better not


Do what you want......You will pay for this later


I%26#039;m not upset................Or course, I%26#039;m upset, you moron!


Your%26#039;re attentive tonight......Is sex all you ever think about?











DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH





I%26#039;m hungry............I%26#039;m hungry


I%26#039;m sleepy.............I%26#039;m sleepy


I%26#039;m tired................I%26#039;m tired


Nice dress...........Nice cleavage!


I love you..............Let%26#039;s have sex now


I%26#039;m bored..............do you want to have sex


May I have this dance...........I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


Can I call you sometime.......I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


Do you want to go to a movie.....I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


Can I take you to dinner.........I%26#039;d like to have sex with you


I don%26#039;t think those shoes go with that outfit..........I%26#039;m gay!

Dictionary for decoding women%26#039;s English...?
Erm , nice dress an i%26#039;m bored !!
Reply:its really really cool


i m still laughing


men%26#039;s views are more interesting


they alwayz have one n the same thing in their mind


keep going


lol
Reply:Another mens:





we need to talk: your dumped





womens:





listen...: your dumped





haha lol
Reply:lol i,m sure there are more for i,d like to have sex with you.. :)
Reply:LOL


10/10


Keep smilin%26#039;.
Reply:omg lol hilariously priceless!
Reply:that is sooooo true. Good one
Reply:Brilliant joke....Do you want to go to a movie?
Reply:You forgot one in the Women%26#039;s Dictionary:





FINE: Now you%26#039;re REALLY in trouble mister!!
Reply:Another one for the womens English





I don%26#039;t want anything.........You%26#039;d better get me something.
Reply:and the finishing article for this that I posted 3 weeks ago is:-


And finally.....


A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle For example; when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his ar*e.
Reply:good one again pretty woman the mens ones didnt need a lot of decoding and the ladys are something else 10/10



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