Decoding tool for the sexes?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN%26#039;S PERSONAL ADS:





40-ish...............................4...





Adventurous..............Slept with everyone.





Athletic.............................N... breasts.





Average looking.......... .....Moooo.





Beautiful............................P... liar.





Emotionally Secure............On medication.





Feminist.............................F...





Free spirit..........................Junkie.





Friendship first...................Former slut.





New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places.





Old-fashioned....................No BJs.





Open-minded....................Despera...





Outgoing................Loud and Embarrassing.





Professional........................**...





Voluptuous....Very Fat.





Large frame........................Hugely Fat.





Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.








DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN%26#039;S ENGLISH:





1. Yes = No





2. No = Yes





3. Maybe = No





4. We need = I want





5. I am sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry





6. We need to talk = You%26#039;re in trouble





7. Sure, go ahead = You%26#039;d better not!





8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later





9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!





10. You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think


about?





DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH:





1. I am hungry = I am hungry





2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy





3. I am tired = I am tired





4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!





5. I love you = Let%26#039;s have sex now





6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?





7. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.





8. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.





9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.





10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.





11. I don%26#039;t think those shoes go with that outfit. = I%26#039;m gay.

Decoding tool for the sexes?
1.How is this a question?


2. No=NO! No ALWAYS MEANS NO! That%26#039;s how people go to jail because they think women mean yes when they say no.
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this is a reliable reference to look at while talking to my male dominated friends



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